Okay Miley, this is your new record's emotional ballad, so we need to take it a bit more seriously. This means no Teddy Bears nor twerking. Since it's called "Wrecking Ball", let's just get a legit wrecking ball. But the big question is how to tie it all to your new image. You want to lick a sledgehammer? Okay, I like that. Yes! That works. Wait. Why are you taking your clothes off? Who invited Terry Richardson? Miley! You know you need clothes on when Uncle Terry's around! Put your clothes back on and get off that damned wrecking ball!
We're so happy that Miley is ready to put that whole VMAs thing behind her.