It's starting to feel like we're seeing a lot of the same artists in the gossip columns (hi Justin Bieber), but we're not mad because they also happen to be the most entertaining
artists. Let's check out what we got for this week... Scandals on scandals on scandals! Almost as scandalous as Paris Hilton in 2005, ya'll!
1. Adele REJECTS wannabe queen Pippa Middleton
When Kate Middleton got married, she got Ellie Goulding to perform at her wedding. A pretty big pop star, yes, but nowhere near the full-fledged second-diamond-album-getting, Madison Square Garden-selling outing, vocal goddess ADELE
. Like seriously Pippa, you KNOW that's some real Duchess shit. Besides, we're sure you and your lover James Matthews can find someone a bit more appropriate - someone who won't make you want to weep and cause massive break-up mayhem at your wedding.
Some Adele lyrics we would LOVE to hear while couples say their vows:
-"SEND MY LOVE TO YOUR NEW LOVER."
-"AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I'VE TRIED TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR HEART BUT IT DON'T MATTER. IT CLEARLY DON'T TEAR YOU APART NO MOREEEE."
-"WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALLLLL ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEP."
-"RUMOR HAS IT I'M THE ONE YOU'RE LEAVING HER FOR."
Yeah, super romantic!
2. Hey Bieber fans, Justin still doesn't like you!
I'm pretty sure that at this point Justin could fill up a bag with a bunch of really heavy sandwiches and then repeatedly beat his fans with it and they would still sit up, faces bloody and all, and say "Justin!!! We love you, Justin!!!!"
On Saturday night while on tour in Norway, Bieber took a stroll with his crew. As they walked by their screaming and adoring fans, Bieber said, "You guys suck." Now, I don't know much about being famous, but I'm pretty sure that's not the way you treat your fans. And this hasn't been the only time he's disrespected fans, he hates it when they do pretty much any normal thing fans do - buy him gifts, shout him out on Twitter, etc. Hey Justy, you know these people are the source of all your money and success, right? What's a show in Norway with no audience?
3. Katy Perry gets naked for the presidential election. #ThanksObama!
Katy Perry wants you to vote in November. She REALLY wants you to vote. She wants you to vote so bad, that she will take off all of her clothes in public. No really. She frickin' will.
Funny or Die recently put out this PSA with--you guessed it--Katy Perry, where she goes out and votes naked to prove that it doesn't take a lot of effort to vote. Get there in your PJs. Get there in last night's walk of shame outfit. Just get there.
The best part is her makeup - gluey half-off eyelashes, lipstick everywhere but her lips, and bird's nest hair so bad, it actually looks like a much more appealing home for birds. #SEXY