HEY GREEN DAY: September Isn't Over Yet!
    • FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2016

    • Posted by: Kirsten Spruch

    We didn't know Green Day were still together but the rock wash ups just released a new song to let the whole world know that they unfortunately are still together.

    Didn't they tell us to wake them up when September ends? Why are they here already? They're like the one negative friend in the group that doesn't want to go to Cheesecake Factory on a Friday night. They're like the rocks that get in your shoes while you're hiking. They're like that one fucking strand of hair you find in your otherwise wonderful slice of pie. They're a nuisance and we don't want them anywhere near us.

    "I'm like a soldier coming home for the first time
    I dodged a bullet and I walked across a land mine
    I'm still alive."

    It looks like Billie Joe was feeling a little left out so he made this whiny song, "Still Breathing" off of their new record Revolution Radio. Oh god, even the album title just sounds like an awful rock-gone-generic-pop identity crisis. We give ya props for trying, but in reality, ya'll stopped being good twelve years ago.

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