WTF WEDNESDAY: Steven Tyler Buys Kesha's House, Katy Perry to Collab with Taylor, Beyhive Stings

    • Posted by: Kirsten Spruch

    This week was filled with glorious drama between glamorous celebz like Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Taaaaylor (you KNOW she will always make the cut for #WTFWednesday). These Hollywood hotties got us feeling #blessed because without them, how would we be properly entertained? What would we even do with ourselves if we couldn't make fun of other people and live vicariously through them? Let's dive deep into this week's juiciest stories...

    1. Steven Tyler buys Kesha's house

    Aerosmith's Steven Tyler recently talked to Ryan Seacrest about how he bought Kesha's house and claims that when he was walking around inside he felt a "female energy". Please explain what gave off those female vibes, Stevie boy? And will we see a dreamy rock/pop infused hit collab from you guys in the near future? Does Kesha come over to hang? #NetflixAndChill? Tell us everything!!!

    2. Katy Perry says she will work with Taylor Swift if she says sorry

    OHHHHH SO JUICY. Psych... This is the same story we've been hearing about for over a year now: Taylor and Katy got #BadBlooooood. And we don't think it's going to warm up any time soon. A fan tweeted Katy asking if she and Taylor will ever collab and Katy responded with "if she says sorry, sure!" Oooof. But we know this is how it really went down:

    *Kat and Tay are secretly evil besties working together to stay in the spotlight forever. Tay calls up Kat on her cell*

    Tay: Hey K, looks like the internet thought my fake break up with Tom Hiddleston was pretty lame, and I've already juiced Calvin as much as I can!

    Kat: Oh no! Now how will you get attention while you're in the studio writing your new album?

    Tay: I don't know, maybe I can date someone else, like Zac-

    Kat: No, I will not let you ruin all of these boys' reputations. Why don't I just rekindle the whole bad blood feud flame?

    Tay: You would do that... For me? *a single tear drops down Tay's cheek*

    Kat: Anything to get those 1989 sales up and keep you relevant, gurl.

    3. Beyhive freaks the f*ck out because Queen B didn't win an Emmy

    Beyonce was supposed to show up at The Emmys (she was nominated for four awards for Lemonade!) but ended up skipping because she was sick and on vocal rest. But it doesn't matter because she didn't win. She lost the award for Outstanding Directing for a Variety Special to Grease: Live's Thomas Kail and Alex Rudzinski and her beloved fans, The Beyhive, lost their shit. Hey, as long as Kanye didn't come out again? Yo, Greece crew, I'mma let you finish but...

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