Sorry to burst your bubble ladies, but according to our Instagram creeping, music's sexiest cynic, J. Tillman, aka Father John Misty
, has tied the knot with Emma Garr. For all we know, Misty is just playing a game of Whoopsie Doodles
, but according to an interview
following his "Nancy From Now On"
music video where his darling starred as his dominatrix, "She's like an artist with a capital A. She's the coolest, she's like my partner or something. We work on stuff together quite a bit. She's just like an intellectual powerhouse and she fucking inspires my brain. And we sit around and do drugs and laugh our asses off and make weird ass videos." She sounds like a catch.
Oh, pour me another drink. And punch me in the face. You can call me married.
Watch Mister Misty and his missus in the recently released "I'm Writing A Novel" music video.