Everyone Hates U2
    • FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2014

    • Posted by: K. Hess

    If you haven't heard the latest news about the iPhone6, then kindly crawl out from under your rock: it comes with free U2. Apple allegedly spent one hundred million dollars for the exclusive release and distribution of U2's latest album, Songs of Innocence. Why do you care? Because it's in your iPhone right now. That's right, if you've updated your iPhone—or any of your iOs devices—within the last 48 hrs you may have unknowingly contracted an STD (Shitty Tracks Download). Apple and U2 have charitably disregarded your right to choose, and no one is happy about it. ...Except anyone who likes to read mean tweets about U2.

    So, if you're feelin' blue about U2, scan our collection of highlights from the least happy hashtaggers, and know you're in good, funny company...

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