Take a quick look at Eddie Murphy's IMDB resume
. When was the last time this guy made a quality decision? If you dust off the thick layer of Shrek
spin-offs, you'll notice 25-year collection of putrid slop. From donkeys to big fat whale women, Eddie Murphy's collection of characters is widely recognized as acting atrocity, but nothing matches his most recent role, a professional reggae singer. Last week, we posted a stream of his debut single "Red Light" featuring everyone's favorite hip-hop cameo artist, Snoop Dogg/Lion
. Eddie's new du-rag musical persona presents us with a tune about race issues that will surely be devoured by white teenagers who hang out at surf-themed taco joints.
On the other hand, I would be first in line to buy a Randy Watson/Sexual Chocolate anniversary reissue...