Twerk Defined By Oxford Dictionary, Civilization Doomed
    • WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28, 2013

    • Posted by: Matt Howard

    They say 'God' created the world in 7 days. Well, it only took Miley Cyrus 3 days to ruin it. After corrupting an entire generation of teenage boys Sunday night at the MTV VMAs, Miley's ass-shake dance is now officially defined in the Oxford English Dictionary. While this is certainly a travesty, we have to ask: When was the last time ANYONE opened a dictionary?

    And below, you can hear Morgan Freeman repeat this story to you.

    In other news: Rumors surrounding a Kanye West/Miley Cyrus recording partnership are swirling after they reportedly met in the studio immediately after the VMAs to remix Yeezus single "Black Skinhead".

    AND here's The League's Taco (Jon Lajoie) singing about the former child star's plunge into "adulthood".

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