We're always looking for new babes to obsess over, because what else would we have to think about if we didn't have babes? Definitely not anything important like work, world peace, or global warming. Nah, that's a waste of time when instead you could be daydreaming about rock-hard six packs. Some example of obvious babes are Ryan Gosling, Leonardo Dicaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Chris Martin (I think he's cute...), Tom Odell, James Bay, Robert Pattinson, Jon Hamm, Brad Pitt, Dylan Sprouse, Brandon Boyd, Brandon Flowers, Bret McKenzie, Jemaine Clement, John Mayer, James Franco, Alan Palomo, Justin Timberlake, Van McCann, Miguel, Matt Healy, Alex Turner...
Sorry, I started naming way too many hotties. I hate it when I do that, ha...
Anyway, one babe that was recently put on our radar was the exotic lead singer of Icelandic rock band Kaleo
, JJ Julius Son. Seriously just let this photo speak for itself:
Okay, so he's just casually hanging out on top of some f*cking beautiful mountain in a tank top. Not only does the tank show off a lot of his muscles (tybg), but it's reppin' The Beatles! #UGH.
A good bod and a good taste in music.
HE PLAYS SPORTS. ON THE BEACH! Look at that f*cking tan.
HE PLAYS PIANO. SHIRTLESS!!
MORE MOUNTAINS... BUT WHERE DID THE TANK TOP GO? We're not complaining. We just can't decide what's more beautiful, the man or the scenery? (The answer is the man, obviously, we were just trying to be nice).
Seriously, if there was an Olympics for buff singers, he would win.
Every woman loves a man who works out, plays volleyball on the beach, and makes beautiful music. In that specific order. JJ, you are more than welcome to play piano for us whenever you want (please).
Thanks for tuning into New Babe Alert, where you get to see hottiez with bodiez and quality journalism at its finest!!!
And now that you know how FREAKING CUTE he is, you can watch him all googly-eyed in our recent session with Kaleo: