For those of us who grew up with DMX's barks and "Ruff Ryders' Anthem" emanating from the radio speakers during daily high school commutes, seeing DMX arrested twice in the past two weeks really feels like that one old buddy that never left home, still lives at his parents', and sells weed via pizza delivery. Ironically, X's most recent nab came via a traffic stop in which the officer reported seeing "a bag of green plant material I knew to be marijuana" on the passenger door where Simmons was sitting. The rapper denied it was his and then told police he "had breathing trouble," CNN
X's female companion captured the entire arrest on camera, however, all you can see is flashing lights. What we do have is a great audio sample of DMX's new single, "Normal Traffic Stop". If anyone has the skill to edit down the audio and add a beat, we'll totally post it.
Just picture a nerdy white kid cruising through the Jersey suburbs in a Saturn with this jam booming...