Shut Up and Take My Money: Coolio's Entire Music Catalog For Sale
    • MONDAY, AUGUST 19, 2013

    • Posted by: Matt Howard

    Back in the sixth grade I bought a CD copy of Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise. If I had waited 16 years and saved a couple hundred grand, I could have just bought his entire catalog. IDIOT! Coolio is scheduled to auction the royalty rights to all of his music in order to fund his most recent venture, culinary arts. He hopes to invest in "Cookin' with Coolio", his New York Times bestselling cookbook and online cooking show of the same name.

    The auction is scheduled to begin at noon ET on August 28th and will close the following day at 2PM. Bids will start at $140,000.

    Before you buy that suburban three-bedroom ranch, consider this as a much more worthy investment...

    Just imagine going to a party and you're like, "Ever see that sub-par Michelle Pfeiffer flick where she works in the rough high school? Yeah, I own the theme song." Cue beautiful, big breasted women fighting over you in a conveniently placed kiddie pool filled with pudding.

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