truly is the smoothest guy in the game right now, and I don't mean just average smooth. No. I mean, he could probably make cheesy pick up lines sound attractive
kind of smooth. If Bruno walked up to me and said, "Girl, are you Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for," I would faint. Me and the floor would become very well acquainted, very quickly. I've thought this for a while, and when Bruno's third album, 24K Magic,
dropped last year it just gave me a reassuring basis to convince everyone I wasn't just out of my mind. Now everyone else sees how charming he actually is.
Versace on the Floor" is easily the sexiest song on 24K Magic,
and now that the video is here we're feeling even steamier. When the video begins and Bruno steps out of the elevator looking like the human embodiment of a million dollars dipped in gold, you know we're off to a great start. Within seconds, a female lead is introduced, but you can't see her face yet–and when she turns around you realize just how unprepared you were for this video. The spotlight stealing women is no other than actress Zendaya. In short, if you aren't sure who Zendaya is, she can be described in the following ways: Ethereally beautiful, wholesomely pure, and an incredible gift to this undeserving world.
Now, moving on, Bruno uses "Versace on the Floor" to take us through his thoughts and desires while Zendaya puts on a show of her own in the adjacent hotel room, but after they go their separate ways in the beginning of the video we don't see them together again until the absolute end. Usually, when videos end abruptly in this way, I'm left wishing and waiting for a follow up visual to finish the story; however, in this case, I'll hold off on that. We're all adults here, we know what we're supposed to assume happens next and we don't need to see that. There are plenty of resources if you're into that sort of thing, and Bruno and Zendaya are not one of them, you sicko.