1. Taylor Swift is suing a DJ for only $1.
Remember when radio DJ David "Jackson" Mueller got fired for groping Taylor Swift's ass during a fan meet-and-greet at a Denver stop on her Red
tour? Well, then he tried to do something else to her ass -- sue it, for ruining his rep. Apparently though, this isn't the first time the creepy DJ got laid off for being, well, creepy, and now Taylor is counter-suing him for -- wait for it -- $1.
So, why $1? Well clearly TayTay doesn't need the extra cash. She's trying to make a point, and I hate to say it, but we're actually rooting for her during this week's WTF Weekly. No ass should ever be groped, let alone pay $3 million for being groped!
Douglas Baldridge, Tay's attorny, made a good point, "What's wrong with this picture? A woman gets assaulted, a woman reports it, and she gets sued." That is what Tay is trying to teach us, that "you can always say no," Douglas added.
Personally, I don't know how Mueller thought he could actually pull through in this lawsuit. This is Taylor Swift. The queen of lawsuits. She is the last person I'd try to sue.
2. Aaron Carter came out as bi-sexual.
Just to add to the fucking mess that is Aaron Carter's life, he has officially come out as bi-sexual earlier this week. Not that it even matters -- honestly, I don't know why we continue to talk about him! The singer shared a note with fans via Twitter, stating that when he was around 13, he started to find boys and girls attractive. He went on to share that around the age of 17, he had his first experience "with a male that I had an attraction to who I also worked with and grew up with." Aaron, it's cool that you're out and everything, but why are you giving us all the details? Are you trying to have the birds and the bees talk right now? Him and his girlfriend also broke up after he shared the news.
And guess what! All you boys and girls are in trouble
luck, because Aaron is officially ~single and ready to mingle~.
Just throwing this tweet in there because it's funny. Never forget, his album isn't just songs… It's his journal.
3. FKA Twigs and R Patz might be splitting.
Poor girl Katy Perry has been trying to convince people for YEARS
that she and Robert Pattinson are not dating, and just recently, the two were seen snuggling up at a restaurant together (or canoodling over noodles, as TMZ suggests). But so what? It's innocent… Right? Just friends? Have to be. These rumors have been going on for so long, that they're so obviously fake. Just two hungry pals fixing their hunger together and catching up. And the two were seen leaving separately after, Katy got into an SUV with two female friends. And R Patz loves FKA... I mean, he did hesitantly say that they are "kind of" engaged.
….Well, maybe those innocent noodles aren't as innocent as we thought, because according to some sources, it looks like R Patz and FKA's relationship might be on a downward spiral. And maybe that explained the whole "kind of engaged" thing. A source gave E! News
a tip, "He is technically still with FKA Twigs, but it doesn't seem like it will last," one source told us. "They were serious at one point, but not anymore. The whole thing with Rob saying they are ‘kind of engaged' speaks for itself. The relationship has been fizzling out."
The E! News
source continued on about his relationship with Katy, "As far as Katy goes, they have been good friends for a while. They have many mutual friends and have always kept in touch. They aren't serious as of now, but Rob has always had an interest in Katy."
Another source claims that he and FKA are not even together right now, "Rob already feels single. He and FKA have had major distance and tension between them for months now," the source explained. "They really tried to make it work, and it's not long until the split will be public. They have just been trying to figure out how to sort everything."
Am I the only one who is genuinely devastated about this potential breakup? Patz and FKA were perfect for each other - living the perfect love life in hipster heaven! And doesn't Katy go for grimier, more, uh, asshole-ish dudes anyway? Here's praying for the two, because I want to see them get engaged ASAP.
FKA also recently posted this photo on Instagram, with no engagement ring to be seen. But really what does that have to do with anything? I think we are all reading into this too much and the two are still happily in love! (They just have to be. Oh god. This is hitting me harder than the end of Brangelina.)