Kanye's Half-Assed, Digital Dick-Showing 'Black Skinhead' Video
    • TUESDAY, JULY 09, 2013

    • Posted by: David Spelman

    Kanye West premiered Yeezus's first music video for the industrial screamer "Black Skinhead", featuring a masked, ripped, CGI-enhanced West, as well as a few wolf-like creatures. And while he's previously claimed to have a Ph.D. - a Pretty Huge Dick - the inclusion of his exaggerated member in the video seems like he may be overcompensating for something. It begins with Kanye bouncing up and down in gold chains like a bizarro Clubber Lang. Or wait, is that Jax from Mortal Kombat? Seeing flashes of metallic, spiky 'Ye disappointed my middle school self, who never realized that Kanye West was the unlockable final boss from Playstation Portable's Tekken: Dark Resurrection.

    If the "Strange Fruit"-sampling "Blood on the Leaves" video doesn't feature Kanye's head morphing into different fruits like in those old Gushers commercials, I will be very disappointed.

    Yeezus is out now. Read our review here.

    UPDATE: Kanye West has recently taken to Twitter, angrily claiming that this "Black Skinhead" video is a leaked, rough version and not the finished product. Whether this is true or not, the fact that West is working with eccentric British fashion photographer Nick Knight means that the re-released version should be even more bizarre than this one.

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