Shortly after the cops found pot on his tour bus
as he entered the U.S. from Canada, Justin Bieber took the stage in Detroit to perform for the bankrupt city. Somehow the young fella avoided arrest, because crossing borders with drugs is NBD. During the concert, Bieby sagged his full diaper leather slacks extra low to cover hometown hero, Eminem's "Lose Yourself" (aka the spaghetti song).
If this trend continues, tonight and tomorrow, Newark's Prudential Center might luck out with some boyish Whitney Houston tributes. Maybe Kevin Costner will even show up to carry the little bugger down Broad Street.