1. Selena Gomez wants you to know that she is officially a grown ass woman in her new video for "Fetish."
A few weeks ago, Selena Gomez came out with the "audio
" video for "Fetish" (I put audio in quotes because really it was a video of her lips making out with air), and now she has released the official video. What starts as something that could be sweet quickly turns into something very wicked and twisted about a minute in. First we see Selena staring into the sun (you're going to go blind, girl) with a crazy great aesthetic. Seriously, #branding.
Anyway, then she walks into the kitchen like a zombie with a grocery bag and throws it on the ground. What's wrong, Sel? Leave your overpriced kale at the Whole Foods cash register again? Then we fondles a couple of peaches (Sel loves her produce!) and sticks several different objects in her mouth, like broken glass, soap, and yes, even an eyelash curler. If there's anything I'm getting from this video, it's that Selena is hungry,
and maybe she wouldn't be so hungry if she didn't throw that damn grocery bag on the ground!
Another thing I'm getting from this video is Selena is sexually active (and psychopathic!) now. I mean, that's something we could have assumed as soon as we saw her prancing around with The Weeknd (definitely not Bieber though). That guy is like a sex fairy, and Sel wants everyone to know it.
2. Speaking of Bieber...
Justin Bieber has officially gone crazy! With a few dates remaining on his Purpose World Tour,
he decided to cut it short. Apparently it was simply to relax, although there are rumors that it was so he can start his own church. Those are clearly rumors though, because could you imagine a musician on tour suddenly getting the urge to open up a church, right
at that moment, urgently enough to lose millions of dollars and cancel tour? Uh, no.
John Mayer spoke up and was extremely supportive:
It seems like Biebz can't seem to get a break, because just earlier today, he ran over a pap with his huge monster truck. It appears to clearly be an accident and in the video below he handles the aftermath extremely well.
Justin was leaving the Saban Theater, where he'd been worshipping (sic) at a City Church event. He climbed into his monster pickup truck as photogs scrambled around the vehicle, and when he gunned it to pull away … hit the man. It's pretty clear in the video … Justin's front right side tire hits, or rolls over, the paparazzo.
Justin did not flee the scene and, in fact, stopped as soon as other photogs pointed out what had happened. Bieber stayed right by the man's side for roughly 8 to 10 minutes until paramedics and police arrived.
To be fair, maybe the paps should stop standing in front of celebs' cars!
3. Drake got a new tattoo... Guess of what.
Drake just got a new tattoo and it's of Lil Wayne. Am I the only one who thinks that's funny? Of course not, because it's Drake! The same guy who played a student in a wheel chair in Degrassi,
who rocked a turtle neck in the "Hotline Bling" video, and who still sings about his broken heart on a daily basis. Yes, this same guy also has a photo of Lil Wayne's face on his tricep.
People Magazine reported
The 30-year-old rapper shared a photo on Instagram as he wrapped up Houston Appreciation Weekend, which revealed his latest tricep tat: a portrait of legendary rapper Lil Wayne's face glancing to the side.
The star's new tat sits on his left tricep directly below images of skull and a bottle of Drakkar Noir cologne.
It's not too surprising to see Drake pay homage to Lil Wayne with this tattoo — the "A Milli" rapper helped Drake get his start in the music industry back in 2009, when he signed the star to his Young Money label.
Let's not forget that THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO DID THIS: