It's been just a few years since 50 Shades, the erotic fiction trilogy from writer E.L. James, blew up the literary world, introducing moms across the country to the concept of anal beads and other things that we also never, ever, ever needed our moms asking us about. Now, the first entry in the series, 50 Shades of Grey, has made the jump to film, scheduled for a timely Valentine's Day release. And if this trailer for the film is any indication, it's just Twilight with less vampires and more over-the-pants dinner table handies. We tried enjoying the movie-exclusive, down-tempo version of Beyonce's "Crazy in Love", but we were just left crazy uncomfortable. Watch below!