Adults Made This: Tay Allyn's 'Mass Text' Is Painful
    • THURSDAY, JULY 18, 2013

    • Posted by: David Spelman

    Tay Allyn's "Mass Text" has to be a joke right? The fact that her website claims "she is a recent graduate from the USC School of Theatre and Music where she was the Commencement Speaker for her class, has created a new breed of Pop thats like Ke$ha without the sex, and Lady Gaga without the avant garde, and was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013" has I'm-messing-with-you all over it. Let's hope so, or USC and JT have a lot of explaining to do. While Rebecca Black's "Friday" was not meant to go viral, "Mass Text"'s out-of-tune Autotune and video featuring her playing with Barbie dolls and texting "Drew Crush" seems to be intentionally bad. By the way, a phone number is listed on Tay Allyn's website - I think she's about to receive a lot of mass texts.

    Hot Baeble Videos
    ROZES live at Baeble HQ

    ROZES live at Baeble HQ

    Sofi Tukker live at Baeble HQ

    Sofi Tukker live at Baeble HQ

    Robert Randolph and the Family Band  live at Baeble HQ

    Robert Randolph and the Family Band live at Baeble HQ

    Live It Up

    Live It Up

    XXX 88 ft Diplo

    XXX 88 ft Diplo

    Circa Survive  live at Baeble HQ

    Circa Survive live at Baeble HQ

    Overcoats live at Industry City

    Overcoats live at Industry City

    Siamese Twin

    Siamese Twin

    You Me At Six live at Baeble HQ

    You Me At Six live at Baeble HQ

    The Aces live at Baeble HQ

    The Aces live at Baeble HQ

    © 2017 Baeble Media. All rights reserved.