Some kind soul was generous enough to organize a library full of terrible song lyrics onto one click-through website, which he/she has appropriate named the Shitty Lyrics Generator
. Scrolling through, I toured through a timeline of great examples of atrocious songwriting, like the genius of everyone's favorite Canadian rapper, Drake, shown above. And here are a few more gems:
Had a phone in jail, that's a cellphone
Lil Wayne, "Dedication 5"
I took a fall, so I fell down
Smith Westerns, "Weekend"
Now you see this one-eyed midget shouting the word 'now'. And you say, for what reason? And he says, 'how?'
Bob Dylan, "Ballad of a Thin Man"
Drivin' so fast bout to piss on myself
Miley Cyrus, "4x4"
For more examples of terrible songwriting, visit the Shitty Lyrics Generator