Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with, unless you're looking for an unpaid internship.
According to a Craigslist ad
posted yesterday, Wu-Tang Management is looking for a social media intern.
The ad states that the Wu is "looking for individuals that are able to set appointed times thorough the day to do social media updates and stay consistent with posts," and ideally "someone that is available for various events to document footage and pictures on all social media outlets i.e facebook, twitter, instagram, etc." Responsibilities include, but are not limited to: experience with social media, interest in the music industry, ability to meet deadlines.
So, most people under the age of 35.
The compensation for your time and expertise? Zero dolla dolla bills ya'll. Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah fuckin' right. Under the mathematical law of C.R.E.A.M. you've narrowed your pool down to college students without loans or rent. Speaking of college students, maybe Kanye West can do his community service
with the Wu instead of perpetuating the studded faceless mask by teaching fashion in LA. Kanye being forced to tweet about something other than himself might just be a massive service to the community. Oh, wait "Professional Demeanor" is required. Sorry Yeezy, better luck next time.
If you've always dreamed of entering the 36 chambers, but you can't afford to work for free, fear not. This is the second add that the Wu has has thrown up on craigslist. The first craigslist call for an intern went up in 2011, so maybe three years is the magic number and the last guy has ascended into that paid promotion.
... or maybe the Craigslist killer has a cousin whose trolling the interwebs for wealthy college kids.
View the original ad below.