The only thing Lady Gaga
is on the edge of in her new video is a fire escape. The video actually does itself justice in setting up a simple, yet somewhat nifty idea; Gaga, clad in her usual strange attire, dances around the ladders of a burning building and on a stoop with her hulking saxman (who gets his fifteen seconds of solo fame without removing his sunglasses). It's fine, I guess. But the monsters don't guess, and according to internet feedback they are NOT HAPPY with the severe lack of controversial fetus eating and phallic Jesus symbols. Can't Gaga just dance around and show some cleavage? Why does it all have to be a giant, thinly veiled metaphor for something?
Born This Way
is out, and/or your Amazon download link might actually be working by now.