In case you were wondering what to get dad this glorious example of an American Hallmark holiday, you can spare yourself the trip to Men's Warehouse. You might still want to get him those Nat Sherman cigars though, he'll let you smoke one with him, right? Oh, you're a daddy's girl. Well The Beastie Boys have the perfect gift for dad from any member of the family, son, daughter, wife, pet, you name it! Here, watch this instructional video.
Huzzah! Thanks for fighting for our right to party, dad.