Desert Trip  was announced today and we would like to propose an alternate title  Gathering Of Geezers
    • TUESDAY, MAY 03, 2016

    • Posted by: David Moffly

    An amazing three day event in the desert was announced by Goldenvoice today. Desert Trip will be in the home of Coachella this October featuring six iconic acts over three nights. This is going to be a vastly different event than Coachella or even Stagecoach out in the famous Polo Grounds. The average age of the featured acts is nearly 72 years old.

    What is the Desert Fashion going to be for this Gathering of Geezers? Comfy Shoes, Safari Outfits and Zinc Oxzide?

    We humbly recommend that Goldenvoice add some extra porta potties for bladders ravaged by overactive prostates. We think potential big name sponsors for this event should be, Ensure, Depends and and The HurryCane.

    A Guide To The Line Up For Those Under 50.

    The Rolling Stones
    Mick Jagger 72
    Keith Richard 72
    Ronnie Wood 68
    Charlie Watts 74
    Get out the oxygen between songs. These iconic veterans looked tired and out of tune more than a decade ago.

    Bob Dylan 74
    The great American Mumbler. He is a poet and American Treasure, too bad you can't understand the man.

    Paul McCartney 73
    Never disappoints, will be a great showman until the day he dies.

    Neil Young 70
    Is this the cranky old dude who drives around in a car powered by vegetable oil?

    Roger Waters 72
    We worship at this mans feet. "The Wall" is as relevant today as it was 37 years ago

    The Who
    Roger Daltry 72
    Pete Townsend 70
    OMG who?

    Get Your Tickets Here and hope they all make it to October. Not a statistical certainty.
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