Suddenly it all makes sense...For years I've walked at a peculiar pace; one that required my fingers to be pointed tightly together as my arms remained at tight, right angles. Alas, according to Porktrack
— a goofy site that predicts the song that (probably) led to your conception (aka your very own baby-makin' music) — my parents got freaky to The Bangles' "Walk Like An Egyptian"...Weird. According to the site's creator
, the selections are guessed according to Billboard Hot 100 data.
Find out your own Porktrack here
, or just listen to mine below while I go cry in a cold shower.