This one speaks for itself. Two Lower East Side hipsters walk into a courtroom, and someone's bike got stolen... "This clip has all the important markings flannels, tattoos, fire, a 'friend's band,' the internet, custom bikes, and fashionable hair." -Free Williamsburg, via Gothamist
Looks like they need a bag of illicit substances and a copy of Psychic Chasms. Chillllllll brah!