Note: in honor of The Lonely Island's song about misusing semicolons, this post will be written in a very special format; grammar nuts, read and listen at your own risk.
The Lonely Island has a new song; "Semicolon." Got jealous of Vampire Weekend; Steve Buscemi bowlin'. Solange guest stars on the chorus; Beyonce's sister. Sexy game right before a wedding; fiance Twister. Fans of this punctuation; Drake and Jay-Z. But writing this kind of sentence; fuckin' la-zy. Once you start doing it; it's hard to stop. The side of Wolverine's face; mutton chop.
We rest our case;
After that very helpful grammar lesson, check out our exclusive video of Solange at Hype Hotel: