WEDNESDAY, APRIL 09, 2014 |
Posted by: Matt Howard
If anyone can make the Arena Football League worth watching, it's KISS. During the team's recent home opener Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons showed fans the fresh look of the NFL's bastard brother, one that's affordable and overrun by nearly naked ladies. Seriously, hanging from the rafters in cages (classy cages, of course) are LA's finest bearers of daddy issues, who twist and turn to give the nosebleed patrons a look from every angle. Watch the video below featuring the game's opening coin toss — conducted by Motorhead's Lemmy — and shortly after the two-minute mark, you'll see one of the team's incredibly flexible supporters. It's like a monster truck rally and an amateur wrestling event squeezed into a giant strip club. So uhh, yeah...it's pretty awesome. We give it two years.
Watch Paul and Gene's opening speech.