We know that the world has had more than their fill of Charlie Sheen humor over the past few weeks, so we are sad to inform you that this post is not a joke (although we so dearly wish it was). Apparently, in some universe where Charlie Sheen is taken seriously, some rumors began circulating that the man with Biwinning Disorder would be doing a musical collaboration of sorts with none other than Snoop Dogg. Pause for collective world-wide sigh.
Last Thursday, Snoop stopped by Lopez Tonight, where he was confronted on the matter. Unfortunately, he confirmed our fears and told George Lopez, "Me and Charlie, we're working on something right now in the studio. Trying to put some music together. Something real crazy". When asked about the time we can expect to put in some earplugs and disconnect our internet, Snoop told Lopez, "We'll probably put something out on Twitter in about three or four days". A Twitter release! Classy. Brace yourself, world. The appocalypse is nearing.
Watch Snoop explain it all during his Lopez Tonight appearance, below:
In other news, it turns out the song was used as a walk-off tune for Sheen's disastrous stage show this weekend in Detroit. EW has the play-by-play. In other other news, Chicago seems to have gone well! Stay tuned (or don't, your choice really).