It didn't take Patrick Carney's public disapproval for us to realize that yes, Nickelback indeed sucks. They've received so much criticism we almost feel bad for them...eh, nah. With the myriad of overly obsessive tumblrs dedicated to celebrity absurdities (See: Beyonce Looking At Stuff, John Lennon's thighs
, and Celebrities with Cats
), there aren't many dedicated to badmouthing the artists. Nickelback, possibly Generation X's most shameful band, is an obvious exception.
Their songs seem to creep up everywhere, piercing our ears with washed out chords and 90s alternative vocals, so the people of tumblr (along with the rest of the world) have finally decided enough is ENOUGH. These Nickelback negators have a knack for knocking Canada's Creed.
: This site took on the painful task of reviewing Nickelback songs starting with their first. Without listening to the tracks, the readings sound just as painful. We'll trust the author on this one.
Fuck no Nickelback
: This one is pretty straight forward and hilarious. "If you play a Nickelback song backwards, you'll hear messages form the devil. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Nickelback."
Why Do People Hate Nickelback?
: If you have to go to these lengths to defend your favorite band, they probably shouldn't be your favorite band
And a plain and simple answer from Is Nickelback the Worst Band Ever?