As the first weekend of Coachella came to an end last night, the internet exploded with cynical coverage condemning the music festival's fashion faux pas with a heavy-handed littering of "celebrity spotting" pictorials for the people who get hard over such voyeuristic nonsense. But during an age when the entire world is offered a front row seat to the music portion of the spectacle via live YouTube broadcasts, there unfortunately isn't much else to be covered outside of this hogwash. Since we don't really give a shit about the basic bitches nor their beer funneling brahs, and we could give a rats ass about what a Jenner is
nor what it might be wearing, we outsourced our unnecessary crowd coverage by browsing the social webs for the most bizarre snapshots from the festivities.
This is a terrible tattoo trifecta: Tribal + Kanji symbol for "Love" + Chevy Logo
CELEB SPOTZ!!! Julian Casablancas clearly hasn't picked up anything heavier than a mic in years, yet he still gets laid at an expert level. You can see he's saying it with his face here with Kesha and Alana Haim.
Meet me by the guy who looks like a shirtless Pawn Star.
Este Haim was forced to stare into the cold eyes of her own terrifying bass face throughout her performance.
And another look at that brutal bass face.
Remember that guy who took high school spirit day way too seriously?
The emergency Instagram station had an Indian-style sat line about 6,000 deep.
Broken Ankles: Getting VIP treatment at theme parks and music festivals since '88.
Audrey wanted to set her base tan during Weekend one.