Let me begin by telling you that I am not a psychological professional; I actually failed Psych 101 — but that just means I was forced to take it a second time. But I have, however, seen A LOT of movies, so it's fair to say that I can confidently diagnose a real whack-job when I spot one. And Corey Feldman, my friends, is a textbook representation of such a kook. The former child-star recently hit the world with his music video for his original song entitled "DUH!", which follows his disastrous debut "Ascension Millennium". It's actually his second "DUH!" video, but the original seems to have vanished
Similar to the C-section scarred, D-level strippers in the "DUH!" video, Corey Feldman seems to have some serious daddy issues. Yet unlike those of his glittery sidekicks, Corey's papa problems seem to stem from his sketchy relationship with the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson. This dude just can't let his dead Uncle Bad-Touch rest in peace. He's trying so hard to reflect MJ's image, but just looks like a gothy Ned Nederlander
. If you watch very closely you'll notice Corey's Angels are signalling "S.O.S." in their uncoordinated hip gyrations.
Our masochistic readers will be happy to learn that Feldman's 5-song EP 1st Glimpse
is now available on iTunes