Disney Dance Music...The Nightmare Is Real
    • THURSDAY, MARCH 13, 2014

    • Posted by: Tayi Sanusi

    Ok Disney... we get it. You psychologically enslaved a generation with your animated misogynistic and classicist propaganda and over the past couple of years you've gotten your ass handed to you by just about every organization under the sun. The children that once wandered the bustling streets of Tomorrow Land are now shitting on The Mouse for corrupting and fostering radically unrealistic expectations of life. I would be upset too if my followers turned against me, but let me assure you... coming out with a mix-tape featuring EDM remixes of our "favorite" Disney songs is just not going to win us over. However, as we've all come to realize the mouse will do anything for a buck; including pimp out little Simba and the anthem celebrating his birth to the highest bidder. According to Disney Records, we should expect to hear collaborations with artists such as Avicii, Armin Van Buuren, Kaskade, U.N.K.L.E., and more. The appropriately titled album DCONSTRUCTED will be available for purchase April 22nd, so if you have some acid and are looking for a new way to experience Fantasia, enjoy. They've even released a tracklist!

    1. "Circle of Life" (Mat Zo Remix) Carmen Twillie & Lebo M., The Lion King
    2. "Derezzed" (So Amazing Mix) Remixed by Avicii featuring Negin Daft Punk, Tron: Legacy
    3. "Let It Go" (Armin Van Buuren Remix) Idina Menzel, Frozen
    4. "Roar" (Yogi Remix) Axwell & Sebastian Ingrosso, Monsters University
    5. "Partysaurus Overflow" BT & Au5, Inspired by the Toy Story short Partysaurus Rex
    6. "UNKLE Reconstruction" (U.N.K.L.E.) Michael Giacchino, The Incredibles
    7. "Fall" (Japanese Popstars Remix) Daft Punk, Tron: Legacy
    8. "The Muppet Show Theme" (Shy Kidx Remix) The Muppets, The Muppets
    9. "Hey Pluto!" (Stonebridge Remix) Stonebridge, Inspired by original "Mickey Mouse" cartoons
    10. "Once Upon a Dream" (Trion Remix) Bill Shirley & Mary Costa, Sleeping Beauty
    11. "Main Street Electrical Parade" (Extended Mix) Shinichi Osawa, Disneyland Park
    12. "You've Got a Friend in Me" (Alfred Montejano Hyper Remix) Randy Newman, Toy Story
    13. "Baby Mine" (House Version) KASKADE, Dumbo
    14. "Pineapple Princess" (Kinsey Moore Remix) Annette Funicello, Hawaiiannette

    Lucky for us we don't have to wait until April for some bizzare and creepy Disney inspired remixes because apparently they already exist.

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