Let's face it: there are some maniacal music fans out there. Lucky for us (the normies), these crazed Beliebers and the like have found safe haven by forming their own absurd social communes on Tumblr. As a proud Redditor, Tumblr is a foreign and extremely terrifying place that I investigate with a heavy dash of cyber cynicism, and during my research, I've noticed that for every weirdo that longs for Miley's old haircut, they have thousands of supporters baring their own erratic fixations. So I've decided to share a weekly sample of my discoveries.
Today, we present the baneful experience of Taylor Swift Song Interpretations
My initial thought was, "searching for meaning behind T-Squints songs is moronic," but then I began to realize there might be something to this... Trying to determine which of her 50 boyfriends she's whining about is like the tween version of The Da Vinci Code
. Kudos to these young detectives.