WTF WEEKLY: Lady Gaga and Metallica to Collaborate + More
    • WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 08, 2017

    • Posted by: Kirsten Spruch

    Oh you know, just another week of Kanye being Kanye and Bieber being Bieber... Seriously, #WTF?! These stories are so juicy I just can't wait, so let's dive right into it, shall we?

    1. Lady Gaga and Metallica are set to perform together at The Grammys.

    When I think of a perfect live performance duo to perform at the Grammys, Lady Gaga and Metallica are not the first two that pop into my head. They're not the second two, or the third, or fourth... You get it. I would never expect this collaboration in a million years, and quite frankly, I don't know if I want it.

    Can you imagine what their performance will be like? James Hetfield starts slaaaying on his guitar while the rest of his crew head-bangs their way through "Enter Sandman" and fire sets ablaze behind them. Then Gaga enters, probably making up for whatever she's lacking in the pants department with shoulder pads and a performance of "Bad Romance" for the 500th time. Or maybe she'll go down her new route and try to slow things down with "Million Reasons." Nothing like a country ballad to get the audience rowdy. The Metallica dudes will then stop playing their guitars completely and stand around on a stage dumbfounded, staring at Gaga, thinking "who's this country chick bouncing around stage in a fucking pink cowboy hat?"

    But hey, I guess that'll be good entertainment for us.

    2. Justin Bieber asked for a Super Bowl commercial, so he got one.

    And is this really what you wanted, Justin?

    ...Back in 2015, Biebz tweeted this:

    Biebz, being outrageously spoiled since the day he entered the world, got exactly what he wanted, thanks to T-Mobile. If I tweet, "I want chocolate cake :)" will someone show up at my front door with a slice of the good stuff? Of course not! I'm not a fucking 12 year old prodigy who was discovered by Usher!

    And apparently Bieber is a "celebration expert" now? Pretty sure there's nothing celebratory about deleting your Instagram and sulking around because you hate your fans and no one understands you. But okay, we'll go with this wildly ambitious claim.

    What is this commercial even trying to sell? I don't know. All I can think about while I watch this is how long and thin Bieber's legs look while he dances. Good for him, I guess.

    3. Kanye no longer supports Trump.

    It looks like Kim, Kanye, and the rest of the Kardashian Kompany got together for a little business meeting and officially decided that the Muslim ban is so NOT on-brand.

    BUT REMEMBER WHEN KANYE SHAMELESSLY HAD A "HEY LOOK WE'RE BFFS NOW" PHOTO SHOOT WITH TRUMP?!?! Well although they were once besties, Kanye has deleted all of his pro-Trump tweets, and apparently it's because he doesn't agree with the Muslim ban (sure, that was fine when he talked about it in the election though) plus some other things that we may or may not know about.

    But judging by one of Kim's recent tweets, they were def not board with his latest decisions.

    Can't believe I'm actually saying this but... Am I actually on Kanye's side right now? Oh no, the feels are kicking in. He might actually be a decent person! But don't get too attached. He'll probably ruin all of the positive feelings we're harboring for him by doing something stupid next week, like set the American flag on fire or call Snoop Dogg fat.

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