You may think we're merely sharing another daft Rebecca Black-esque tune, but don't be fooled. The parents of this tween splurged the big bucks to feature Dionne Warwick (you know, the "I Say A Little Prayer" lady
) in their darling's big break of a music video. And nothing shows off your iconic R&B star like an airport-bought t-shirt from Budapest. Poor Dionne - her associated acts on Wiki will forever read:
Burt Bacharach, The Spinners, Isaac Hayes, Sacha Distel, Whitney Houston, Jeffrey Osborne, June Pointer, Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Dieter Bohlen, Gladys Knight, Patti LaBelle, Smokey Robinson, Chuck Jackson, Barry Manilow, Bee Gees, Luther Vandross, Marvin Gaye, Kashif, Howard Hewett, Johnny Mathis, Jenna "Walk On Fuckin' By" Rose
Even Stevie Wonder would see this as a terrible career move.