Well, it looks like the world according to Bieber has come to an end. I knew it was too good to be true! College Humor has posted a clip from Justin Bieber's second appearance on CSI, which evidently will also be his last. Because he dies.
In fact, he gets shot to death by a troop of police officers. This is what I get for publicly announcing my allegiance to the Biebs. But jokes on you, public! This just further supports my claim that Justin gets the joke of his success just as much as we do, and his ability to laugh at himself will just make him all that more appealing and lead to his ultimate plan of worldwide domination. You just can't win. Only Bieber wins. Even when he gets gunned-down (I may be grasping at straws here). But hey you still have a video of Justin Bieber getting shot, so enjoy the fictional moment of a Bieber-less world while you can.