WTF WEEKLY V-DAY EDITION: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Reunite + MORE
    • WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 2018

    • Posted by: Kirsten Spruch

    1. Happy Valentine's Day! Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are back together.

    It's no secret that Katy Perry has always had questionable taste in men -- Russell Brand, Chris Martin (we're still not sure), John Mayer, and Orlando Bloom. Last March she decided to call it quits on her somewhat casual relationship with Bloom, and they both decided to take "respectful, loving space" from each other. However it seems like that space has now gotten smaller, if it even exists at all, because the two were seen on vacation together in the Maldives. Maybe it's just because it's Valentine's Week and love is in the air… Or maybe these folks are the real deal! We don't know. But 11 months after the split and the two are back together according to The Sun, even though Perry has said that she's just too damn busy for boyz.

    In addition to taking a vacation together - as if that wasn't enough proof, yeah totally just friends - there have also been other signs that the two are back together. Perry was seen wearing a onesie with Bloom's face all over it, which had fans freaking out. But I want to know, where was Bloom's nightgown with Katy's face on it? At least rock some kitty cat socks or something! The two have also been actively liking and commenting on each other's photos on social media, which everyone knows is basically marriage in today's world. I just hope they talked about Katy's awkward rating of Bloom's bedroom skills… He was #2 out of 3 after John Mayer. Sorry Orlando, but your body just isn't a wonderland!

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    2. And speaking of men Katy Perry has dated… Chris Martin was recently seen with Dakota Johnson.

    Speaking of men Katy Perry has dated... More like speaking of weird couples! Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin? Really? Still? Isn't that bad publicity for Fifty Shades Freed anyway? I'm surprised the makers of Fifty Shades didn't pull a Twilight and make Johnson and Jamie Dornan sign a contract that says they need to fake date in the public eye for way too long.

    Last weekend on February 10th, the two were seen holding hands as they arrived to Ellen Degeneres' 60th birthday party (also, Ellen is 60?!). On the way in, they ran into good ol' Drew Barrymore, which you can see photos of via People. I want to know what the frickin' HECK Chris Martin is wearing. Those sneakers! And that hat! Listen buddy, that is NOT how you dress to impress your lady, and by lady I mean Ellen!

    The two were first caught cozying up on a sushi date in LA back in October, and now they've made it this far. Hey, if they could attend a party with two guests being Martin's exes (ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lawrences) then I guess they might just be built to last. Although the relationship isn't confirmed, a source said that the two spent most of the weekend together in Malibu. I wonder if Martin turns on some romantic Coldplay songs during their intimate moments. Probably.

    3. An anonymous actress was seen flirting with Jay Z right in front of Beyoncé.

    Thanks to Lemonade, everyone knows that Jay-Z cheated on Bey, so any more news regarding that can be quite fragile. And I'm sure Jay-Z knows that too, and knows to be on his best behavior -- and also knows not to step foot in an elevator that is also lifting Solange somewhere.

    Tiffany Haddish doesn't give a crap about Jay's reputation though, and recently on an episode of TV One's Uncensored, she decided to not hold back. She recounted the time she met Beyoncé -- it was at a Jay-Z concert after party when she was approached by Bey who then introduced herself (as if Bey needs to introduce herself to anyone???). Then, Haddish later talked to Jay, and as they were talking some unknown actress came over and flirtatiously put her hand on Jay's chest. Classic move -- whenever I want to flirt with a guy I just stand as far away as absolutely possible and hope that he thinks I'm mysterious or something cool like that. But anyway -- what I want to know is, Tiffany, girl, you gave us this story but couldn't give us the name of the actress who committed such a crime?!

    After the hand was laid on the chest, Bey stormed over and shooed her away. Aw, it's like Jay is the star and Bey is his body guard! According to Tiffany, "Some other stuff happened, but I ain't gonna say nothing yet. But it's gonna be in these streets. You gonna know!" Well, we cannot wait to know...

    Bey and Jay were also seen on a mini Miami vacay, so I guess even if they're having more trouble, at least it's *trouble in paradise*.

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