I am deeply saddened to announce that this week's #WTFWednesday does not feature any Taylor Swift stories. That's really f*cking sad. I guess Swifty somehow managed to stay out of the spotlight for one week which is cool for her, but boring for us *sigh*. Anyway, let's try to get on with it without her...
1. Nicki Minaj pisses off the internet when she makes fun of a stranger who might have a mental illness
Yeah, so, the story is a little unclear on this one, but basically, Nick Minaj was ridin' somewhere in Miami when a lady on the street yelled at her. Then, Minaj yelled back and tried to get her attention but the street lady started walking away, seemingly pretty angry. A bunch of fans reacted differently - some defended Minaj, saying she was trying to give the lady some cash money money. Others argued that Minaj was bein' rude as hell, because that lady had a mental illness. The Miami chapter of the National Alliance on Mental Illness told TMZ, "Nobody would make fun of a cancer patient, and mental illness is an illness like any other." Hey, I mean, we don't know what happened when the camera wasn't recording, but hey Nickaaaayy, why don't ya stick to talking to fans, huh? This lady was clearly
not a fan.
2. Fiona Apple writes an anti-Trump Christmas song
There was only one thing I wanted for Christmas this year: for Donald Trump and Christmas to remain separate. I get it, politics are important and we're in the middle of a terrible, terrible time, but can we please keep the bad shit away from the good shit? Christmas is the best holiday ever, and the last thing I need is Trump soiling it all over with his Trumpness. When I heard Fiona Apple wrote a Christmas song about Trump, I reacted poorly for this reason, but then I heard the song and suddenly, my love for Apple grew. The video is available via some youthful hipster Tumblr page with you can find HERE
. You can also watch below. Prepare yourself for the lyrics "Trump's nuts roasting on an open fire."
Oh yeah, she f*cking went there. And then she proceeds to rip up a sick pic of Trump. She's so angry.