Taylor Swift's 'Blank Space' Rewritten For Rajon Rondo
    • FRIDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2014

    • Posted by: Baeble Staff

    "Cuban only want's me if I torch em'. Don't say I didn't, say I didn't warm him..."

    Jason Gallagher, sports comedian and founder of Ballerball has released his rewritten, re-dubbed version of Blank Space, as told from the point of view of Dallas Maverick Rajon Rondo. The song was written by Gallagher, Kirk Henderson, and Andrew Tobolowsky. The lyrics are little hard to glean from the recording, but you'll find them in full below:



    Nice to meet you, Im Rajon
    I could show you incredible things
    Rebounds, passes, shoot like shit
    Saw you there and I thought
    Oh my god
    Look at that space, you look like my next assist
    Balls a game, gotta play

    New uni, blue and white
    I can read you like a Woj retweet
    Aint it funny, rumors fly.
    And I know you heard about me
    So hey, lets be friends
    Ill throw oops, Ill pass gems
    Grab your shoes and lets go ball
    Cuz I can make Monta have it all

    So Im either going to re-sign
    Or Im taking this down in flames
    You can tell me when its over
    If the trade was worth the pain
    Got a long list of x-teammates,
    Theyll tell you I'm insane,
    Cause you know I love the playoffs
    AND IM TAKING NAMES

    Cause Im gonna direct this,
    Wont let it get too far
    Ill leave you breathless
    Got a crazy PER
    Got a long list of ex-teammates
    Theyll tell you Im insane
    But Ive got a jump pass baby
    And Ill throw your way

    Scary reads. Crystal eyes
    I could show you incredible D
    Stolen passes, pretty drives
    Ill make magic for DMC
    Time out. Inbounds pass
    Throw a lob off the glass.
    And the best is yet to come
    Oh no...

    Screening, eyeing, perfect lanes
    Taking zone reads and making them burn.
    Rose, Harden, Lillard, Russ
    Keep them second guessing like 'Oh My God
    How did he?' I get crunk on perfect reads
    And youll go dunk each time you leap
    Cause teammate Im a godsend dressed like a point guard

    So Im either going to re-sign
    Or Im taking this down in flames
    You can tell me when its over
    If the trade was worth the pain
    Got a long list of x-teammates,
    They tell you I'm insane,
    Cause you know I love the playoffs
    AND IM TAKING NAMES

    Cause Im gonna direct this,
    Wont let it get too far
    Ill leave you breathless
    Got a crazy PER
    Got a long list of ex-teammates
    Theyll tell you Im insane
    But I've got a jump pass baby
    And Ill throw your way.

    Cuban only wants me if I torch em
    Dont say I didnt say I didnt warn him
    Cuban only wants me if I torch em
    Dont say I didnt say I didnt warn him

    So Im either going to re-sign
    Or Im taking this down in flames
    You can tell me when its over
    If the trade was worth the pain
    Got a long list of x-teammates,
    They tell you I'm insane,
    Cause I love connect four playin
    AND IM TAKING NAMES

    Cause Im gonna direct this,
    Wont let it get too far
    Ill leave you breathless
    Got a crazy PER
    Got a long list of ex-teammates
    Theyll tell you Im insane
    But I've got a jump pass baby
    And Ill throw your way


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