Last week's #WTFWednesday
was super sad. It featured Nicki Minaj and Fiona Apple who are both pretty cool, but there was NO Taylor Swift. What's a WTF WED without a little Tay Tay love/hate? We've been super disappointed about it all week, but we've got good news: Tay is back in the headlines, and boy do we got some good stories for you.
1. John Mayer throws massive shade at Tay Tay.
Hey John, we're not mad that you're a dick - we're mad that you're not man enough to be a dick IRL. Like, you gotta shade people via Twitter? At least give their cell a ring and sort of say it to their face.
Are you lost? Well let's backtrack. Yesterday, December 13th, was Tay's birthday. All of her friends wished her happy birthday via social media (they were legally obligated probably) and everything seemed to be going well...Until, wait! You know
one of Tay's ex-lovers just had
to throw shade. John Mayer tweeted (AND THEN DELETED) "December 13 may be the lamest day of the year." But thank god someone screenshotted, so he can feel ALL of the regret forever:
Then he went on to say he wasn't throwing shade. But like, if he wasn't throwing shade, maybe he should explain what the f*ck he was talking about in the first place then? #JohnYoureMakingMeCry!!!
2. Fifth Harmony gets busted for weed.
Fifth Harmony member Lauren Jauregui recently got caught with the devil's lettuce at Dulles Airport in Washington D.C. She was stopped by TSA and selected for secondary search - and we wonder why? Did she look super high? Did she smell of that yum-yum? Was she wearing a shirt that said "I love marijuana!" on it? Either way, she was not arrested, as her lawyer Dina LaPolt reassured us in a statement:
"Lauren Jauregui was not arrested and detained as reported, but simply given a citation for possession of marijuana and released on her own recognizance. She will address the matter appropriately through the legal system. This will not interfere with any future scheduled performances or activities."
Well thank god she wasn't arrested so we don't have to put up with some Fourth Harmony bullshit. #GiveTheWeedToMeImWorthIt #LaurenJaureguiForPresident2020
3. Andy Cohen shares ultra-steamy kiss with Sting.
Man, I don't like Andy Cohen, but I really want to be him. He gets to kiss STING?! AND Sting's WIFE? He really is too, too lucky.
Sting and his wife Trudie Styler were on Watch What Happens Live
where they played Spin The Message in a Bottle with Andy Cohen. Basically, they'd receive a question, and if they didn't want to answer it (one of the questions requiring you to rate your "freakiness" in bed), then you'd have to kiss whoever asked it. Cohen kissed Styler twice and Sting once. The kiss with Sting was pretty average, but him and Trudie got prettyyyyy
steamy, holding each other and kissing for way more than a second. Sting is so comfortable with himself though, he didn't even flinch. At one point Cohen said, "Normally I would have no problem answering this, but I wanna kiss Sting!" True. That's probably what everyone else would do in that position. #Priorities.