Every year we say we say we're going to ask for some practical Christmas presents. You know, something you can use all year round. A coffee machine! Because your last one broke. Socks! So you can save a few bucks on laundry. Or soap! Because ya gotta stay clean. Don't be dirty.
These were all the things on our wish list this year. Good, responsible, adult things. BUT THEN... Beyonce
decided to go ahead and drop some new merch on us and suddenly our old wish list is in the trash and our eyes are watering up over these gorgeous visuals. The holiday-inspired Lemonade
merch, which you can see at The FADER
, features a hoodie in both red and green that says "I Sleigh All Day," a t-shirt with lemon-filled stockings on it, bright red sweats with a lemon printed on them, a tank top, and special edition wrapping paper. WE DIDN'T KNOW WE NEEDED WRAPPING PAPER WITH BEYONCE'S FACE ALL OVER UNTIL WE SAW IT.
Don't tell us not to throw our priorities out the window. This is necessary. We need this. All of it. We'll be adults next year.