Taylor Swift's Belly Button Is A Precious Flower And You Can't Look At It
    • WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2014

    • Posted by: Lily Trotta

    Taylor Swift has been in the news for a lot of reasons lately, one of them being the mystery of her illusive belly button. Why, you ask? Because if you sit people in front of computers during the holiday and expect them to work, they're going to get bored and start wondering whether Ariana Grande's face has both sides, what is up with Stephen Colbert's ears, and where in the world is Taylor Swift's belly button?

    Well, dear reader, I hold in the depths of my mind some input into this final and most important question from the navel-bearer herself, Taylor Swift. The blonde Kyle XY wannabe spoke to Lucky Magazine about this whole belly button debacle, saying "As far as anyone knows based on my public appearances, they havent seen evidence of a belly button. It could be pierced. They have no idea." Why do you mock us Taylor, when all we do is care?

    What a cruel, cruel temptress Swift is. She went on to toy with us more, saying, "f Im going to get some sort of massive tattoo, its going to be right next to my belly button because no ones ever going to see that." WRONG! There are totes bikini pics of Taylor online that show a whole, pure belly button, clean from any foul tattoos and hedonistic piercings.



    In all seriousness, Taylor attributes her lack of navel exposure to a "partial" commitment to bearing her midriff. T-Swift may have given up boys for the time being, but her methadone appears to be two-piece dresses, which she apparently wears as often as she possibly can, and which tend to expose only her lower rib cage.

    And on that note, I recommend you open up Excel or whatever you're supposed to be doing right now and at least pretend to work on it for the next five or ten minutes. Or, you can listen to Ariana Grande's attempt at Christmas-ing.
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