huh? of the day: flava flav announces franchise plan
    • MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2010

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    Flava Flav recently decided that he hasn't made enough of a fool of himself over the past ten years so to make up for it, he's launching a liquor and fried chicken franchise. I call shenanigans.

    This announcement was made at a recent pre-show Q&A session with Public Enemy. Check D talked about his plans for bringing hip-hop back to Africa and Flav discussed his delve into the chicken and booze industries. His alcohol brand will naturally be titled "Le Flav Spirits" and the fried chicken company will be "Flav's Fried Chicken," or FFC for short.

    He's covering all points of the liquor spectrum too. Coming soon from Le Flav Spirits will be a grape vodka, olive vodka, bubblegum vodka, Le Flav Cognac, and a champagne-like drink called Chateaux Le Flav. After you're thoroughly blacked out from trying all these guaranteed gems, satisfy those drunk munchies with that sure to be quality fried chicken from FFC. Simply thinking about all of this makes me feel hungover.

    Go do your good deeds in Africa Chuck D! Flav's going to hold it down for capitalism here in the US. [via]-brendan mehan

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