Australian Teens Don't Care About Justin Bieber
    • MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2013

    • Posted by: Matt Howard

    Australia is a nation of people living amongst many of the world's deadliest animals, yet there's a Canadian creature they would prefer to keep at arm's length: Justin Bieber. According to a report from, tickets for Biebs' upcoming eight-show Australian tour are re-selling for nearly half of face value, with many Ebay auctions remaining dormant. The same story credits this lack of interest to Justin Bieber's recent delve into douche, and the increased value of good-behavior boy group One Direction's tickets prove this to be so.

    While Australia leads the world in smart decisions, the rest of us will continue to pay $1,000 to take a picture with the little prick:

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