According To Lorde Diplo Has A Tiny Penis
    • THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2014

    • Posted by: Aimee Curran

    If I didn't already love Lorde enough, her recent act of friendship loyalty just took her to a whole new level of admiration.

    It all started when Diplo thought he was being funny by tweeting about the need for a Kickstarter campaign to get Taylor Swift more junk in da trunk, since her rear assets (in his eyes) are lacking.

    A fan took to Fundly, started a petition, and feeling smug, Diplo retweeted it.

    A whopping 25 supporters and $45 later, Lorde, who is a fiercely loyal and steadfast BFF to Taylor, was over it and jumped online to shut Diplo dafuq up.

    There aren't enough LOLZ in the world for this. Lorde: 1 Diplo: Loser

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