WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 05, 2016 |
Posted by: Ben Feit
This week brought us new developments in the sagas of Taylor and Kanye, as well as a surprise appearance by Lindsay Lohan. Between the #shade thrown by Demi and Taylor and the testing of Kimye's unbreakable bond, we were on our toes all week. We don't want your hump day to go by without these important updates, so grab your popcorn and get ready to say #WTF.
1. Demi Calls Out Tay Tay's #friendsquad
Demi Lovato threw some serious shade at Taylor's squad, maybe because she's jealous and maybe because she's just too #savage for her follow pop girls. In an interview with Glamour, Demi said "I dont see anybody in any sort of squad that has a normal body." Yeah, she never said anything about T-Swift, but we just know that that was a shot fired. Just like we know Taylor is mad about it, because a 'source' for E! News said "Taylor has a tight group of women in her life that all have her and each others back and sometimes people just want that." I don't know about you, but I just love feuds that don't even involve any direct reference to anyone.
2. Lindsay Lohan Loses Part of Her Finger in Boating Accident
Lindsay Lohan went out for a nice, relaxing boat ride this weekend. It evidently did not go as planned. In the process of doing something with the anchor, part of her finger was "ripped off." The part was apparently found and Lohan went into surgery to repair the damage. Let's all keep Lindsay in our thoughts while she heals, because we know she'll probably fade away once this non-story runs its course.
3. Kim Gets Robbed, Kanye Leaves Meadows, Kirsten Gets Karma
Kim K. was the victim of an armed robbery in a private mansion in Paris over the weekend. This is a serious story, and we've all already heard about it. The more important, and less serious, point is this: Kanye left his performance at the Meadows mid-"Heartless" and I know why this all happened. Our lovely managing editor Kirsten Spruch decided to rub in my face the fact that she was going to see Kanye at the Meadows last Friday. Accordingly, she was robbed of the last 30 minutes of Kanye's set. Karma's a bitch. Everyone knows the second half of "Heartless" is the best Kanye half-song.