The world loves gossiping about celebs. How else would we make ourselves believe that our boring, drama-less lives have some sort of purpose? This week has been filled with drama -- JT broke the law, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, AND John Mayer were at the same party (awkward!). Here are all of the juicy deets so you can get your weekly dose of mind-numbingly terrible gossip!
1. Justin Timberlake breaks the muh fuggin' law! Not cool, bro!
Sure, if a "regular person" breaks the law, they get thrown in jail, but when a famous hot trotter like Justin breaks the law, suddenly we can overlook it. He recently took a selfie of himself voting (because if you didn't Insta it, did it ever happen?) and taking photos or recording in a voting place is apparently super illegal -- for fraud purposes and stuff -- and can earn you 30 days of jail time. It looks like the post was taken down on Instagram, but he originally posted the selfie (below) with the caption:
"Hey! You! Yeah, YOU! I just flew from LA to Memphis to #rockthevote !!! No excuses, my good people! There could be early voting in your town too. If not, November 8th! Choose to have a voice! If you don't, then we can't HEAR YOU! Get out and VOTE! #excerciseyourrighttovote."
At least his intentions were good?
2. Taylor, Katy, and John dig up old grudges at Drake's bday party #DrakeTearsWereShed
So Drake celebrated his 30th birthday at a club in LA a few days ago and in addition to chill guests like HAIM, Jamie Foxx, and French Montana, the awkward love/hate trio, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and John Mayer attended. Since John dated the two "Bad Blood" women, you can see why it'd be a little awkward. There was a "spy" there who reported
that "the tension was so thick, it could be cut with a knife." The spy also went on to say that Taylor and Katy came in through different entrances with different squads and avoided each other all night. The spy noticed that Katy made some small talk with John while Taylor steered clear of the two and spent almost the entire night laughing and flirting with Drake (who apparently spent most of the night with his mom when he wasn't with Taylor). Who the hell was this spy and how do you get that job? It sounds pretty tight to just creep on celebs all night. We do that already. Also, apparently Katy was "dressed inappropriately" for the formal dress code. That's truly a #WTF moment. She looks great, can we all stop ragging on her? Katy Kat #WeChooseYou!!!
A clip of Drake blowing out his birthday candles just 'cause we love him: