We're all excited about the larger-than-life music festival Coachella
this year, specifically due to the incredible lineup (one-uping last years Lollapalooza by also having The Strokes, plus Kanye and then some). Recently 3-day passes sold out and some people are pretty bummed, but none of them could possibly be bummed enough to be offering some of the crazy sh*t that is going around on Craigslist. The bartering is not as much of a bummer as it is
This textual proposition is NSFW, using the word "bum" multiple times for a reason.