FRIDAY, JANUARY 24, 2014 |
Posted by: Matt Howard
Shortly after his son was arrested and charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest, Justin Bieber's father addressed the issue to his over two million Twitter followers, and did so in his kin's signature fashion; like a total ass. And when did they start letting guys named Jeremy procreate?
Scrolling through Jer's Twitter feed you'll come to find he doesn't really comprehend the concept of hashtags. Like #reallife above, he packages pound keys with insignificant words on the reg like #snow and #chisel and #strong and my personal favorite, #knee. No matter how hard the poor guy tries to pretend he's young and hip with shitty tattoos and backwards hats, he's still just a 40-year-old tool.
Justin also shared a bizarre Instagram photo in which he compares his current situation to Michael Jackson's little scuffle with the law. WOAH Man. We understand if you want to say you're following in MJ's footsteps creatively—you know like you dance like him and wear funny clothes or whatever—but when comparing your own criminal incident with that of another, we suggest you select a better idol. Who in their right mind thinks Michael Jackson is an ideal symbol of innocence? Doesn't his PR person get paid ootles of dough to keep him from doing things like, I don't know...publicly comparing his arrest to that of an accused pedophile?