1. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth might have gotten secret married in Australia.
It seems like this has been an ongoing rumor for quite some time (Miley was seen wearing an engagement ring like, immediately when the two got back together), but now sources are specifying that Miley and her Aussie Boy Liam may have actually fled to Aussie Boy's homeland to get married around Christmas time. This is all according to the Australian tabloid NW
(via The Daily Dot
Around early January, Miley took a brief Instagram break. It wasn't until Liam's 28th birthday last week that she ended the silence to wish him a happy, happy day. The caption says "Happiest birthday to my very best friend on the entire planet!" But I think it should go more like "HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY TO MY VERY BEST HUSBAND
ON THE ENTIRE PLANET." Ha! Get it? Because they're probably married.
Apparently they had the wedding over the holidays at Byron Bay, which happens to be "such a special place for them," according to a NW insider. "It felt right…It's where they realized that they couldn't live without each other and decided to really give their relationship another go… It was a no-brainer that it'd be the place they tied the knot, if and when they decided to."
I personally don't take this as much as a surprise. Miley and Liam are one of those couples that just seem like they were born next to each other, you know? I'm more curious as to how Australian weddings go. Is the ring bearer replaced by a baby kangaroo? Was Liam all like "Oi mate, I take you to be my lawfully wedded wife, even when the Vegemite expires and even though we can't throw some shrimps on the barb ‘cause you're a vegan"?
2. Jack Antonoff is NOT dating Lorde.
On last week's episode of WTF Weekly
during our Heartbreak Hotel segment, we talked about how Jack Antonoff and Girls
creator Lena Dunham recently split after being together for five years. Although sources said that the breakup was amicable, there were also rumors that Antonoff had already been dating someone else and that that secret someone was a musician. Of course, everyone pointed fingers at Lorde, and it makes sense! Antonoff produced her entire record Melodrama
, the two talk about each other on social media 24/7 (Lorde seemed particularly obsessed at one point), and Lorde had made several appearances at live Bleachers
sets. Oh, and the obvious one - Lorde is a musician. IT ALL KIND OF MADE SENSE.
Antonoff never really was the tabloid type of guy, but now that he's getting credit for working on records for Lorde, Taylor Swift, and St. Vincent, it looks like he's realizing that he's going to have to start dealing with some stupid rumors. The NJ-born artist recently took to Twitter to clarify his current relationship with Lorde… And his current relationship status in general:
The tweet reads: "normally i would never address rumors but i resent having the most important friendships and working relationships in my life reduced to dumb hetero normative gossip. those relationships are deeply important and sacred. with that said, im not seeing anyone. lol."
Welp, there you have it! Jack is keeping his nice guy image in tact. Also, I'm sure that after dating Lena Dunham for five years, he's going to need a break. Dude must be exhausted!
3. We can confirm that The Chainsmokers are indeed still assholes.
Alex Pall of The Chainsmokers is now being accused of cheating on his ex-girlfriend Tori Woodward not once but several times during their time together. All of you die-hard Chainsmokers fans (#lol, just Alex Pall's parents probably), don't believe it? Well Woodward even has video to prove it, and she took to Instagram to share it with the entire world.
That image above is surveillance footage of Pall kissing a mysterious girl whilst grabbing her butt. I have no idea how Woodward got this footage, but let's not get all technical about it, ay? What's important is that Pall cheated!
She also posted a photo to her Instagram feed with the caption, "Alex is disgusting. Men are trash. Don't ever forget it." The post was since then deleted, which might be because Alex reported it to Instagram.
Here's a photo of the two when they were still dating during the holidays in what looks like a steamy pool:
Everyone looks super happy here, if anything Woodward should be embarrassed for taking a dip with the same guy who created The Chainsmokers.
Woodward went into depth in a lengthy note which was posted on her story:
"After hours of begging him for scraps of honesty I chipped away just enough to confirm that this is not the first time he's remorsely [sic] cheated on me. That ‘psycho bitch' from Vegas, the ‘lame Instagram model' caught on video and countless others he looked me in the eyes and swore on his life he never touched... Consistent outright denial faded to him explaining that because all men do it it's not that bad and, in different words, that because he's famous now, he has a different rulebook for decency. What's perhaps the most amazing is that he HASN'T EVEN APOLOGIZED."
"What he has done is everything he possibly can to stop this from coming out, from looking [like] the kind of person who does what he's done. ‘You're better than this.' That's right I am, but you're not and if there was ever a time to hold powerful men accountable for their disgusting behavior it's now."
"Don't be that guy. Don't let your friend or brother or business partner be that guy. Basic respect for women in your life should not be such a hard standard to hold each other to. I really appreciate all the kind messages I've been getting. I'm moving on with my life now with the satisfaction that I'm liberated from a horrible person and encourage anyone else in a similar position to know your worth and do the same."
Fans are commenting on her photos offering up support, so that's good. I think the whole world can see just how gnarly these guys are (in a bad way).